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Post by artemis on Aug 25, 2007 6:41:53 GMT 11
(Yuck. Hate bugs.) Granted, but now their legs are coated in poison so if they land on you, you get a nasty rash. (That would be my worst nightmare.)
I wish mosquitos were NONEXISTANT. (-has had 70 bites on both legs at one point-)
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Post by Eileen on Aug 26, 2007 4:49:29 GMT 11
(( I luv insects! As I said before, only insects in the order hemiptera are bugs. Just something I'm paranoid about... )) Granted, but instead there are giant cicadas that keep you up all night. I wish I had less homework. ><
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 26, 2007 7:09:40 GMT 11
Granted, but doing no homework causes you to forget everything, resulting in your brain melting out of your head. (And forgetting the exact definition of a "bug". ;D) I wish school got easier as you got older. (AP classes...I'm gonna die...)
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 7, 2007 17:09:51 GMT 11
Granted, but it's so easy you get 10 times as much homework. I wish that my math teacher wasn't so harsh.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 12, 2007 10:45:30 GMT 11
Granted, but instead he's a pasty spineless idiot that spends more time attempting to compromise than teaching. (Have a sub like that...A-W-E-F-U-L) I wish I did not have a sub like that.
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 13, 2007 12:47:24 GMT 11
She's so strict, that you have nothing to do but work out math problems, and you get a nasty my grain form it. I wish that I had wings.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 13, 2007 12:51:15 GMT 11
Granted, but they're so large and heavy, you can't fly, and can't get up when you fall over. I wish there was no weather warmer than 80 degrees.
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 13, 2007 12:54:21 GMT 11
It's so cold out that you get frostbite and die. I wish that my cat (Mel) wasn't so picky.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 13, 2007 12:57:39 GMT 11
Granted, but he becomes so complacent that he'll eat anything, even the tablecloth, which he does, to your mother's chagrin, so she kicks him into the wild, where he gets eaten by a fisher. I wish I had a pancake.
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 13, 2007 13:35:30 GMT 11
Granted, but the pancake is burnt, resulting in a bunt tounge.
I wish that the Maximum Ride 4th book was out
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 15, 2007 11:38:59 GMT 11
Granted, but before you get to read it a bum steals it and eats it. ((What's Maximum Ride?)) I wish I hadn't eaten two giant apples today...
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Post by Cassie on Oct 15, 2007 11:42:06 GMT 11
Granted, but the apples are switched to smelly gym socks.
I wish my Mum would fall for the fake spider gags me and my sister play more often...
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 15, 2007 11:50:23 GMT 11
Granted, but then she develope arachnophobia and sprays Raid everywhere, causing you to die of the fumes. I wish I was on the Singing Bee.
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Post by Cassie on Oct 15, 2007 12:00:17 GMT 11
Granted, but you get a sore throat on the day and can't even speak. (I wouldn't have a chance unless they were older songs -_-)
I wish my sister would stop trying to bite me arm off and insist she's a vampiric dragon -_-
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 15, 2007 12:08:49 GMT 11
Granted, but she turns into a vampiric dragon, and ends up turning all her friends and all your friends, but no one turns you, so you get jelous and try to kill them all, but they beat you to it and kill you first. ((I only know lyrics from rock and roll songs befor 1990, and musicals. So I probably wouldn't be too good at it either.)) I wish Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams were still alive...
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Post by novel on Oct 15, 2007 12:11:24 GMT 11
Granted, but they refuse to write more books. (I love Douglas Adams! -pokes personal text-)
I wish fairies existed...
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 15, 2007 12:20:26 GMT 11
Granted, but they bite you on the nose whenever you try to smell a flower. ((That would suck, if they were alive but didn't write! Simply evil...)) I wish for a penny.
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 20, 2007 9:40:41 GMT 11
Granted, but before you get to read it a bum steals it and eats it. ((What's Maximum Ride?)) I wish I hadn't eaten two giant apples today... Maximum Ride is the BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! *hemhem* I wish for a penny: Granted, but it's so rusty, that nobody knows it's a penny so it looks like a small circle of rust. I wish the bum would GIVE MAXIMUM RIDE 4 BACK NOW! haha, sorry. Best book ever, i have to say.
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Post by novel on Oct 20, 2007 13:33:32 GMT 11
Granted, but not before he drops it in a puddle.
I wish I didn't get groggy after naps...
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Post by Eileen on Oct 20, 2007 13:48:43 GMT 11
Granted, but instead you are so hyper, you litarly bounce off the wallks! I wish Stephanie Meyer would hurry up and finish Breaking Dawn! (( Twilight's my latest obsession... ^^ ))
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 21, 2007 9:48:54 GMT 11
(Me too!) Granted, (You're gonna love this) but a bum takes it!
I wish that I had an 'A' in science
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 21, 2007 10:33:51 GMT 11
Granted, but you get bumped up to a super hard Chemistry class in reward and accidentally set fire to everyone's hair, including your own. I wish I didn't have to play host to company...
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 21, 2007 10:41:22 GMT 11
Granted, but then you become a guest, and the new host is an incredibly boring, crazy cat lady.
I wish that I had a lifetime supply of fantasy books.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 21, 2007 11:33:06 GMT 11
Granted, but since you are going to die in five minutes, it's only the first five pages of the best fantasy book ever, which you read and get so excited about you have a heart attack. I wish my ferret didn't eat my ankles.
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Post by krazykittygirl on Oct 23, 2007 14:26:29 GMT 11
Granted, but now the ferret eats off your earlobes and doesn't even pit ketchup on and then in runs away because there was no ketchup making you a bad non-ketchup giving owner.
I wish that I ruled the planet in peace in which all stupid has been illiminated and anyone who is bad gets attacked by my many squirrel minions.
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Post by novel on Oct 24, 2007 8:31:53 GMT 11
Granted, but everyone's so smart that fun disappears and everyone writes term papers in their free time.
I wish I didn't have to annotate A Tale of Two Cities. (It's so hard to get into the book while taking notes!)
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Post by krazykittygirl on Oct 24, 2007 13:54:09 GMT 11
Granted, but now you must annotate the history of toothpicks instead. And you don't even get free toothpicks or even, like, a Twinkie or something....
I wish I had a wish that couldn't possibly backfire on me in any way, shape or form!
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 26, 2007 12:11:58 GMT 11
Granted, nut the wish is too good to be true, so it backfires anyway.
I wish that... I could come up with a good wish.
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Post by krazykittygirl on Oct 27, 2007 6:57:43 GMT 11
(0_O.....) Granted, but the wish is too good to be granted so it has to be repeated sent to Wish-court until it is normal enough, in the end, making it unbarably craptastical.
I wish that I had a magical melt-proof cat made of ice with super-special-awesome powers who loved me and would never try to hurt me or betray may... and it was all magical.... and stuff.
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Post by binxie818 on Oct 27, 2007 9:36:39 GMT 11
Granted, but it didn't TRY and hurt you, it just did.
I wish that I could be in math class using computers right now.
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